SPACKLECUBE EXCLUSIVE: The Gitmo Files – ISN 1242
| date: | Thursday, April 28, 2011 - 6:10 PM UTC |
| category: | National Security |
| tags: | ahmed the goat, guantanamo bay, how do you waterboard a goat, jtf-gtmo, lies, OPERATION: BLASTARR THUNDERFORCE, politics, secret documents, spacklecube exclusive, wikileaks |
For some time now, Spacklecube has been one of Wikileaks’ “media partners.” This is due to a combination of a dyslexic wikileaks staffer, my brief ownership of the domain gaurdian.co.uk a couple of years ago, and my uncanny ability to fake a British accent through email. Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to take advantage of this special relationship because I really need my paypal account, UNCIEF@paypal.com, to continue working. However, thanks to the release of Obama’s long-form birth certificate (which Ozzie has a thorough dissection of over at his Muggsy Bogues fansite), nobody is paying a single bit of attention to Wikileaks, so I can release whatever documents I want without having to worry about Joe Lieberman calling up Reginald J. Paypal and shutting down my only source of cash.
Unfortunately, by the time I emailed Wikileaks to get in on some of this sweet Gitmo Files action, they had given out all the good memos (your pathological liars, your Khalid Sheik Mohameds, your mentally disabled senior citizens) to their other media partners. Fortunately, after a bit of whining, they found a file they had forgotten to send to anyone: ISN 1242, which concerned a detainee identified only as Ahmed. So it is with great pleasure I present to you, the Spacklecube readers, a Spacklecube exclusive: Gitmo File US9AF-0001242DP